1. Question: What does FAQ stand for?

Answer: Frequently asked questions.

2. Question: Can I see your license and registration please?

Answer: Not if you're going to give me a ticket.

3. Question: Do you know how fast you were going?

Answer: No, but I'm sure you are going to tell me.

4. Question: Can I borrow some money?

Answer: No.

5. Question: Are you my Daddy?

Answer: That depends. Who's your Mommy?

6. Question: Am I on the interweb right now?

Answer: Yes, this is the interweb.

7. Question: I have a large growth on my neck and its getting larger, should I have a Doctor look at it?

Answer: Yes! I also suggest that they poke it with something and take photos of it.

8. Question: What is your favorite quote from the reality TV show COPS?

Answer: Cop chases car thief on foot and tackles him.
Car thief asks "Yo man, why you chasing me?
Cop says, Because your running away from me. Why are you running from me?
Car thief replies "Cuz you're chasing me man!"

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Note: Not all questions asked will be posted here. Eventually, people will ask me
the same questions enough to make it worth my time to post in here.

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